You are fantabulous.

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

letyourflame-endure:

I’m fucking dying

letyourflame-endure:

I’m fucking dying

freckledtrash:

Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)

YO, THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS HAPPENING

And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

me during the purge: (breaks all the strange and dated laws that police don't really enforce anymore. like that bullshit about not being able to keep a donkey in your bathtub? it's time to truly live.)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

cakejam:

cakejam:

VERY NSFW!!!!!

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achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 
officialwhitegirls:

remember guys, if you can’t run on water you’re not certified to be a live saver!

officialwhitegirls:

remember guys, if you can’t run on water you’re not certified to be a live saver!

mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this